He has been putting off a Halloween post just because its too easy to do, but for those looking for some last minute He Advice here is what He came up with.
He Rules for a Happy He-looween:
1) No Facepaint - He is not going near any chick with sh*t all over her face.
2) Only sexy girls should dress sexy. If you don't have the body for a tiny outfit, then please for the love of halloween, wear clothing, cover yourself up accordingly. It is not sexy if you are not sexy to begin with.
3) Guys don't care about creativity.
4) Heels are still required.
...and if you think you have a He Approved costume and feel like showing He, you can always send it to firstname.lastname@example.org
P.S. ENTER THE GIVEAWAY!