New Diesel Ads Confuse He...

Ok, He gets the part about being stupid. But the above ad has He lost. Does it mean if you buy Diesel jeans guys are gonna want to eat your jeans? Maybe your ass? Do the jeans taste good? Probably not. Obviously the point of an ad is to draw attention, which these have clearly done. Just think it would have been funnier if his head was in her crotch. Or is that pushing it too far?
-He

Tonight You are He's Master...But Not a Dude!

Ugh, it makes He nauseous to even post these underwear from diesel, but it really had to be done. Unless He is missing something here, a guy wearing these is telling the person behind him, that He is their master tonight? Still with me? He isn't a gay hater, just wasn't exactly sure what diesel was trying to say with these.
-He