He goes with the sport heel this week, no one says you can't have an athletic if there is such a thing heel when you go out. SPORTY Elastic Strap Platforms are probably only sporty because of the elastic strap, but that doesn't matter so much to He. These heels definitely meet the HE-ight requirements, ahhh first time thats happenedk, He gets more clever every day. But for real these kind of do have a sport look to them, that makes He think someone in them would be a pretty cool chick to hang out with. So He asks: "Who is gonna buy them and meet He for a drink?"