Friday, March 11, 2011

Pearl Necklace Necklace...XXX

Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.

Are you f*cking kidding right now with this sh*t? What says I love you more then a semen shaped necklace? Imagine the look on your girls face when she pulls this out of a little blue box. Hahahaha sucker. You can get your very own Pearl Necklace Right here. Oh and don't worry, if that necklace isn't real enough looking for you, they have a second option available as well.

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